Wednesday, June 08, 2005

All I Want For Christmas

Is this t-shirt.
Adult small.


Teodoro Callate said...

Is Federline the new Vanilla Ice? Didn't Vanilla Ice have a thing with Madonna back in the day?

Where does Ashton Kutcher fit into all of this? (With an extra large, probably...)

You think Nick and/or Aaron Carter are jealous of this?

Pop culture is very complicated.

Elizabeth Crane said...

I don't think Kevin's Vanilla Ice because his exact talent, or lack thereof, has yet to be revealed. Britney says he's a really good dancer and the sex is great, but so far that's all we know. If he finds employment in either of those areas, I'll post again.
I'm most interested in white trash and/or troubled celebrities, as I think you can see, so I'm not sure about Ashton Kutcher. He is from Iowa, and he likes the hot older ladies, so he's ok in my book. Yes, there's the Kaballah thing, but I'm willing to let him have his trendy religious beliefs - who am I to judge? Fraid I don't have enough info about the Carters. Should I? I know one dated Paris Hilton and their mama stole their money or somethin'. Perhaps that's all I need to know.
Vanilla Ice and Madonna? (shudder)

Teodoro Callate said...

I'm pretty sure that the Carters provide proof that the dumb blonde stereotype is not necessarily tied to gender. But I don't think they're all that interesting. If Kevin's talent is mysterious, the Carters' are simply dubious.

And I would think Nick Lachey is simply too clean cut to be interesting. Not much mysterioso there. Good lookin hunk of dude, though.

Yeah, the more I think about it, I think Ashton is worthy of study and reports. He was driving one of those ridiculous huge trucks that make Hummers look like a toy. So there is something to be offended about and amazed at, and it also shows that he might have some of that white trash in him, too. And he always seems like a nice enough guy on the shows.