Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Yes, why?

Oh my god, you have to check this out for this morning’s fun and then come back and read my results (which won't make much sense if you don't check the site out first) and share your own!


"Why"

Vitamins, Scientologists, Katie Holmeses
Why God, Why?
Scientologists, psychiatrists, Tom Cruise
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this midnight blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Tom Cruise
Like a e.e. cummings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Aliens, vitamins, risky businesses
Why God, Why?
Tom Cruise, risky businesses, Katie Holmeses
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this midnight blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Tom Cruise
Like an e.e. cummings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this midnight blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Tom Cruise
Like an e.e. cummings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

4 comments:

Daniel Ridges said...

"I Think"

I Think Karl Roves are really a huge problem
I Think Brain Cells (lack of) are too much on my mind
I Think feet have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like a Bob Dylan line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Karl Rove's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on GW Bush
Blame it on GW Bush
Blame it on GW Bush

I Think nicknames are gonna drive us all crazy
And Shitkickers make me feel like a child
I Think Dead Soldiers will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like a Bob Dylan line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Karl Rove's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on GW Bush
Blame it on GW Bush
Blame it on GW Bush

Like a Black rain, beating down on me
Like Karl Rove's smile, cruel and cold
Like Bob Dylan's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on GW Bush
Blame it on GW Bush
Blame it on GW Bush

(I cheated. I said that Karl Rove was an ex-girlfriend... Maybe he was... Hell, he must've been for someone.)

Betsy said...

That's AWESOME!
I love "like Karl Rove's ass, it is in my head".

B said...

Thought I'd share you mine about hating bad breath!

"I Think"

I Think mouths are really a huge problem
I Think tongues are too much on my mind
I Think Teeth have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Sandra Cisneros line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Eric's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Bad Breath
Blame it on Bad Breath
Blame it on Bad Breath

I Think Onions are gonna drive us all crazy
And Gums make me feel like a child
I Think Dental Floss will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Sandra Cisneros line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Eric's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Bad Breath
Blame it on Bad Breath
Blame it on Bad Breath

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like Eric's smile, cruel and cold
Like Sandra Cisneros's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Bad Breath
Blame it on Bad Breath
Blame it on Bad Breath

Betsy said...

That is very Alanis.