What I Never Have To Worry About, Thank God

In the event that anyone did hack into my phone or the phone of anyone I leave messages for, including my husband, I am so glad I don't have to worry about messages like the one from "hot chik", and not just because I don't have balls. I don't know how recent or um, real, this site is, but there's a "sexy" message from some girl describing what she supposedly did with him the night before, which is - well, I don't know that I've ever heard a line quite like, "I really liked seeing your balls?" Question mark hot chik's, not mine.