Two Things That Really Irritate Me
Because there’s a commercial for a new mascara and Queen Latifah is all “This mascara won’t clump, dig the brush” and I think oh posh, that’s what they all say, and then I see the brush and I think oooh, that looks pretty good, I should get that. This in less than the time of the 30 second ad. Keep in mind that I have barely touched the last mascara I bought three years ago, as it is a pain in the ass and more than doubles my makeup time which I do not enjoy and which is currently down to about 4.3 minutes. But the fact remains that I have the weakest eyelashes ever, and the idea of the perfect mascara appeals to me. So I curse you, advertisers, for making me want things I can do perfectly well without.
Attack Ad Season
I hate the ads I hate the season when they’re on one after another and I simply have never understood why these ads persist because what ends up happening for me is that they cancel each other out and I do not want to vote for anyone. I don’t care if it’s what you do. I don’t care if you agree with me on every last political issue. They make you look like mean kids on the playground.
Two Things I Love
Arrested Development (RIP)