Friday, February 03, 2006

A Preview of My 2009 National Book Award Speech

Visual: I spin around, sexy-but-classy-like, tilt my head over my shoulder to flatter my best side, whichever that is I don’t know, and say, “Carolina Herrera.” Oh wait, that’s my 2011 Oscar red carpet walk.
National Book Award Speech: “Diddy, I could not have done this without you baby. Peace.” (Pound chest twice, peace sign to “Diddy” out there.)

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