Monday, February 06, 2006

I’m Disturbed By Mariah Carey Again

It’s just that she doesn’t seem to know the difference between sexy and weird. Like, she just always looks in the mirror, and says, This looks good. Maybe it's an issue with her mirror... I was spending way too much time trying to find a link to the dress I’m thinking of but picture a silver bathing suit with some fringe around the waist, masquerading as a dress. I feel like someone needs to explain to her the difference between sexy out in public and maybe, possibly, in some universe sexy in the privacy of your own bedroom, depending on who’s with you.

4 comments:

.25 life crisis kid said...

I know. I know. But "Shake it off" is such a catchy tune...so you forget that that fringe is out and not being "Slutty" is in...

Betsy said...

Really? I don't think I could name a MC song since Vision of Love.

Matt said...

I think trying to explain the nuances of sexy to Mariah Carey would be the equivalent of poking a large badger with a stick in the eye. You might be able to do it, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone but a trained professional.

/knows someone who lost a finger to Mariah after trying to teach her vocal subtlety

// it's a fact, really.....

DAM said...

I kind of admire that she's put on weight, is going for sexy and seems to like the way she looks. If she can see a beauty when she looks in the mirror, more power to her.