Thursday, February 02, 2006

A Fortune Cookie I Would Like To See

You will live to be 125, and your wrinkles will slowly fade away to where there’s still a little life in your face but you’re not looking twenty-five, plus a menu of lobster and fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies and whatever else suits your fancy will be delievered fresh to your door daily, and on this diet you will maintain a toned figure without ever having to go to the gym, plus also you will win the tax free Powerball lottery later today which even though you didn’t enter it is up to 87 million dollars, plus also war will end and everyone in the world will be more or less healthy and happy with only a little tiny bit of sadness just so you have something to measure it against.

2 comments:

Matt said...

I think you're going to need a bigger cookie....

Betsy said...

Ha!