Britney, Britney, I am so rooting for you and Kevin and that baby, but you can’t do this. Honeybun, I know the paparazzi are bad, bad, bad people, nevertheless, even if it’s true that you were parked there with the babyFed in your lap, you had a choice: put the baby in the car seat and drive away, or let them take the photos. The paparazzi cannot kill you with their cameras. I enjoy your follies just as much as the next guy, but I prefer them without child endangerment.
Unexpected side note: When I searched Google for “Britney Spears drives with baby in lap” – the listings came up, “Scholarly articles for Britney Spears drives with baby in lap.”
Google, are you mocking me?