Friday, August 26, 2005

Movie Star Eats Orange!

Okay, I think we can all agree it’s time for a little appearance by Tom Cruise when the best celebrity news we’re getting is that Heath Ledger peeled and ate an orange during an interview, thus leading to the conclusion that Heath Ledger Acts Strange, because he also (gasp!) wiped his hands on his pants. Which leads me to believe only that Heath Ledger Was Hungry

4 comments:

Teodoro Callate said...

Like Heath, I have wiped my hands on my pants. Haven't we all?

Like Tom, I have said strange things. Haven't we all?

Like Dave Navarro, I...nope, there's nothing at all like me and Dave Navarro. Though, despite standy_bert's stance against Dave, I wish there were.

Teodoro Callate said...

You know, I'm kinda hungry, too. Me and Heath. We get hungry. We are very alike.

Anonymous said...

If Heath had given his orange to Mary-Kate Olsen, they'd both be able to stay out of the news.

Anonymous said...

I too, have been known both to eat, and to wipe my hands on my pants as well... and yet, here I still toil in relative obscurity. Debra, have you been watching Rock Star INXS??? Oh, right, that's me.