I have concluded without a doubt that I missed my calling as an advice columnist. (AKA unlicensed therapist.) So I hereby invite you, dear readers, to write in as needed with your problems and I will solve them, 100% Unguaranteed. My column will called Dear Don’t Do What I Did. I look forward to helping you. No I’m totally serious. I’m going to keep this thread linked on the side so you won’t forget.