Thursday, May 18, 2006
The Embers Have Not Only Died, They Got Severely Grossed Out On The Way
Okay, honestly, I don’t know who Brandon Davis really is except he’s turned up on Go Fug Yourself next to Mischa Barton/Lindsay Lohan/Ashlee Simpson/one of those and he has a stupid haircut and now he’s getting next to Paris Hilton and apparently she thinks it’s very funny to say unrepeatably, unforgivably graphically awful things about Lindsay Lohan, or anyone, and you know what, Stupid Haircut and Paris Hilton, you’re a couple of disgusting brats. And yes, I’m old. I’m almost ninety. And I’m pretty sure old people like me are also beyond funny to Stupid and Paris. One thing I can repeat is that Brandon said something about how he felt sorry for Lindsay Lohan because she probably only has like seven million dollars to her name and Paris found this hilarious I guess because seven million dollars is their monthly budget for like, dog shampoo or something, and so the point is I guess if Lindsay Lohan is to be both trashed and felt sorry for because she is so impoverished that her dog is suffering from improper shampooing, then I almost can’t even understand how Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton can even leave their houses here in America where seven million dollars is so far away from even being imaginary to most people that it must just be an intolerable life, really, for Brandon and Paris, being so rich and properly shampooed and having to look at the rest of us all the time. The pain must be so terrible that they have to laugh.