Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Can I Be The World’s First Supershortstorywriter?

This interview with self-proclaimed World's First Supermodel Janice Dickinson has temporarily fanned the dying embers of my interest in celebrity nonsense. I could probably go through this entire interview and comment line by line on the over-the-top lunacy here, but the truth is, Janice is no Tom Cruise, and I think she knows it. The difference - Tom doesn't know he's crazy, but I think Janice kinda does, and just decided to run with it, clearly unafraid to acknowledge that she full-on loves the attention however it comes at her.

Someday, I hope to have a chance to say “Fuck you” in an interview. And also “shitillate.” When I figure out what it means.

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