How could I not have known? Billy Mernit's blog post this morning led me to www.myheritage.com, because who wouldn't want to know what celebrities they look like? Yes, like most everyone else, I have been told I look like this one or that one over the years, and of course it's always flattering, because who's going to tell a woman they look like Donald Trump or Alice Cooper? Well, now I know the answer. Myheritage.com.
Luckily, I am only a 62% match with Alice Cooper, and a 61% match with Trump, and the rest of the list as follows:
Ashley Olson, 70% (is she the skinny one, or not?)
Elle MacPherson, 67%
Patsy Kensit, 66% (for those of you who remember her)
J.K. Rowling, 66% (because she looks so much like Patsy Kensit!)
Nicole Richie, 64%
Sofia Coppola, 62%
Francoise Hardy, 60% (????)
But the closest match, at 71%... should I make you guess? Or did you already guess correctly? That's right, the celebrity I most resemble is... BRITNEY SPEARS.
Everything is beginning to make sense to me now.
I think, discovering that I look like Britney Spears, Alice Cooper and Donald Trump in the same day is, well, whenever I want to think I look like Elle MacPherson I will just remember that I am still just a few points away from Alice Cooper.