Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Dear Lindsay

Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I am old, old as the hills, old as King Tut, if he were alive. I start sentences with In my day and When I was your age and I am sure that this has everything to do with everything in this case, but I’m going to say what I have to say anyway. Button up that shirt, young lady.
Yours truly,
Elizabeth Crane

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