Thursday, July 05, 2007

No, No, No. No.

Dear The Today Show,

Feet are not the new face.

Thank you,
Elizabeth Crane

Dear Everyone Else,

Someone actually said this. No lie. Just when you thought 'something is the new something' could not be used in a more idiotic way, along comes 'feet are the new

Nothing is the new anything ever again.

Yours truly,

1 comment:

Katie Alender said...

New things are the new old thing.

I'm sorry, you were just asking for it!