I love how that one woman says she's "pushing 35". I'm 36. Woo, hear those joints creak!
Me personally, I like to use the teeth for um, chewing. Plus, it's not like there aren't eleventy billion (yes I am using that number again) whitening products on the market. A little dental floss goes a long way, chums.
I don't know what I'm pushing if people are pushing 35. "Up daisies" I guess. Dental floss, whitening products, all fine - and if you NEED them fixed, it's been my feeling that getting your teeth fixed can go a long way toward an extreme makeover without, you know, all that face-cutting. But celebrity teeth? Mmm. Not for me.
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Can't we just look like we look? What's so bad about that? Man.
You can pick the "square, sexy" Gwyneth or the "sophisticated" — and most requested — Halle, and you can choose from a range of shades.
Hey, Zeus! We're talking about teeth here, right? Because if we're talking about their implants, those adjectives fit perfectly.
Very nice, Byron.
Teeth, yes, Dan.
Well I don't think Tom Cruise has anything to worry about.
I can't keep up with the trends. I'm too old for all this, seriously.
I love how that one woman says she's "pushing 35". I'm 36. Woo, hear those joints creak!
Me personally, I like to use the teeth for um, chewing. Plus, it's not like there aren't eleventy billion (yes I am using that number again) whitening products on the market. A little dental floss goes a long way, chums.
I don't know what I'm pushing if people are pushing 35. "Up daisies" I guess. Dental floss, whitening products, all fine - and if you NEED them fixed, it's been my feeling that getting your teeth fixed can go a long way toward an extreme makeover without, you know, all that face-cutting. But celebrity teeth? Mmm. Not for me.
As someone who didn't get braces until her thirties, I'm not one to throw stones.
Though it was for structural problems, I swear.
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