Friday, October 07, 2005
Exactly How Long Should I Be Waiting For My Overnight Success?
Because it’s been a little over twenty-four hours since I declared myself a celebrity, and yet my celebrity status still seems to be unrecognized. Wait, let me go down and see if they’ve delivered that pile of money I’ve been expecting. Dang.
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Sorry for the delay with the pile of cash. The celebrity armored truck has been at my house dropping off my millions. I'm sure they'll arrive soon.
I can't help but notice that as you leave a comment, it asks you to "Choose an Identity." Yeah, like it's just a matter of choice, Mr. Blogger. Like we can just choose our identities. So Elizabeth can just choose "celebrity", and I can just choose "George Clooney's bathrobe."
That is a fantastic observation, Don. This may be the missing ingredient in my celebrityhooddomnessism.
Christopher said, "I should wait outside her house and take her picture!" and then, later: "Actually, I shouldn't do that 'cause it's really creepy."
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