Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Weird Baby Names I Was Unaware Of

With the birth of little Apple’s new brother, Moses Martin, perhaps a loaded but nevertheless pretty cute-sounding name, I think, the reporters are once again talking about weird baby names, and I learned of two that need to be known, and pondered:

Penn Jillette has a kid named Moxie Crimefighter.

Pondering?

Even better than that, in my opinion, is Jermaine Jackson’s kid Jermajesty.

Take as much time as you need.

Should Ben and I consider bringing a little Bermajesty into the world?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

MY favortie will forever be little Pilot Inspektor, Jason Lee's kid.

Though, I will admit, that name is likely only my favorite because I have a soft spot for Jason Lee that's more than a little unnatural.

Mike B. said...

I like bizarre names, especially Pilot Inspektor, but can't stand names like Coco (Courtney Cox and David Arquette's daughter's name)

All I think of is the Gorilla and George Costanza's nickname given to him by his boss even though George wanted the nickname T-Bone. But I digress...

Anonymous said...

Pilot Inspektor is pretty cool, and not a little because it's Jason Lee's kid. He can get away with it.

T-Bone, in spite of the connection to Costanza, that actually has a ring to it!

Anonymous said...

I'm a big fan of the Geldof sisters...Fifi Trixibelle and Peaches Honeyblossom. Handles like these make the Stripper Name Generator somewhat redundant.

/Banjo Griffiths is going to be beat up quite a bit in school

// not as much as Kal-el Coppola Cage, however.....

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite? Jermaine Jackson's son - Jermajesty.

Anonymous said...

Yep. Pilot Inspecktor. I might actually consider having another biological child if it meant I got to have sex with Jason Lee.

And yes, you and Ben should have a Bermajesty. I thought about doing a sort of Brangelina thing with that one, but the "Be" parts of your first names take all the fun out of it.

S-JY said...

I know I'm way late to the game, especially because I actually read this entry weeks ago, but “Jermajesty” is one of the funniest things ever—so funny that I had to add it to your Writers' Block Party liner notes. On a related, um, note, my sister and I love outlandish combinations of Anglo first names and Asian last names. The current champion, for maybe six or even eight years running: Siegfried Yu. For serious...I never met him, but we went to college together.