Wednesday, November 09, 2005

In Other News

I have been relatively absent from my post as President, Vice-President and Secretary of standBy Bert of late because I have been busy perfecting my cough, which I like to do in the middle of the night, preferably for an hour or two at a time. When I have reached this goal, I promise to be back fulfilling my duties here as usual.

5 comments:

Dean said...

I have multiple offspring that have been working on their coughs. This makes for a lack of concentration at Chez Entropez.

I hope you are feeling better soon. I've been working on writing a story in one sentence, and I keep coming back here for inspiration.

Anonymous said...

keep in mind that, come friday, that cough won't be allowed to cross any state lines.

i'm just sayin'.

plus also, feel better soon.

Anonymous said...

I will do my best to abandon my coughing in Indiana somewhere and return to my run-on sentencing here soon.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, B. Do you have any experience with the Federlines? It's okay if you don't, will train.

Anonymous said...

I like "run-on sentencing" as a verb.