tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post111962041412500497..comments2024-03-02T05:18:13.619-05:00Comments on standBy Bert: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUP!!!!Elizabeth Cranehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506529878062016297noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119727809299498752005-06-25T14:30:00.000-05:002005-06-25T14:30:00.000-05:00It's true, superstardom does pick up quite a few p...It's true, superstardom does pick up quite a few passengers and drop them off on a planet where the rules are whatever they pay someone to tell them they are.<BR/><BR/>I'll look out for that when my book award comes in, though, thanks for the tip.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119724227339203372005-06-25T13:30:00.000-05:002005-06-25T13:30:00.000-05:00I think everyone here is losing sight of the big p...I think everyone here is losing sight of the big picture that Tom is bringing to light with his latest appearances: when you have reached the pinnacle of superstardom and reality has become a faint twinkle in the sky like Ursula Major, avoid the temptation of nepotism when choosing a new publicist. True, you might think that the rates of a professional agency may be bit steep, but considering the fact that the only experience your loved ones may have in shielding you from your own social fuck ups involve deftly helping you avoid getting beat up from from the neighborhood bully when you were six, it is well worth the extra cash. <BR/><BR/>(B: This may not apply to you in your case, but I would still watch it once you win your first National Book award) <BR/><BR/>I would also like to think this highlights the importance of avoiding a teenage beard and in picking a cult to join from a science-fiction writer who doesn't believe that humanity evolved from clams (maybe Isaac Asimov?), but that could just be me.<BR/><BR/>....BIG fan of psychotropic drugs, especially washed down with vodkaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119715753753336892005-06-25T11:09:00.000-05:002005-06-25T11:09:00.000-05:00Oh my god, Debra, I'm sure you're right - but are ...Oh my god, Debra, I'm sure you're right - but are you sure he doesn't also jump up and down on her just for good measure?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119701571100491512005-06-25T07:12:00.000-05:002005-06-25T07:12:00.000-05:00Oh my God, my Quicktime won't run the movie... so ...Oh my God, my Quicktime won't run the movie... so bummed, but my imagination is running wild!!! Does he kill her by jumping up and down on her?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119671274460573552005-06-24T22:47:00.000-05:002005-06-24T22:47:00.000-05:00Tom Cruise Kills Oprah<A HREF="http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov" REL="nofollow">Tom Cruise Kills Oprah</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119660988490614412005-06-24T19:56:00.000-05:002005-06-24T19:56:00.000-05:00What the hell is happening to Tom Cruise? Has he a...What the hell is happening to Tom Cruise? Has he always been this obtuse? How can Matt Lauer keep a straight face when Tom says things like "there's no such thing as a chemical imbalence in the brain"?!!<BR/>What a freakshow! I suppose going to university to study how to HELP people of mental anguish has been a waste of time.Its all a hoax! Yeah, that's right Tom, it all can be cured with vitamins and diet...Medication just "masks" the problem.Its just incrediable to watch...much like the Star Wars Kid :):):)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119653653343495412005-06-24T17:54:00.000-05:002005-06-24T17:54:00.000-05:00Thanks, Ken! The pictures are hilarious.Thanks, Ken! The pictures are hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119650495669540152005-06-24T17:01:00.000-05:002005-06-24T17:01:00.000-05:00here is a transcript of the whole interview, with ...here is a transcript of the whole interview, with great illustrations:<BR/><BR/>http://youcantmakeitup.blogspot.com/2005/06/cruise-uncontrollable.htmlKen Fosterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07021435284463986549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119649215715995972005-06-24T16:40:00.000-05:002005-06-24T16:40:00.000-05:00Here's an idea:Tom on Dr. Phil!!!Here's an idea:<BR/><BR/>Tom on Dr. Phil!!!Ken Fosterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07021435284463986549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1119645519788533172005-06-24T15:38:00.000-05:002005-06-24T15:38:00.000-05:00This is exactly my main issue with Tom talking all...This is exactly my main issue with Tom talking all this smack, is the guy in North Dakota who stops taking his meds because Tom Cruise said so and then, I don't know what, holds sixteen children hostage in his basement because a Yeti told him to. Celebrities have an incredible amount of power - and many of them use their powers for good: to raise money and awareness for legitimate and meaningful causes. Tom very obviously needs something a little stronger than St. John's Wort right now, IMHO. Uh oh - I've become one of those people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com