tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post111849663788666778..comments2024-03-02T05:18:13.619-05:00Comments on standBy Bert: The CutElizabeth Cranehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12506529878062016297noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118673006830198982005-06-13T09:30:00.000-05:002005-06-13T09:30:00.000-05:00I couldn't have said it better, Ted.I couldn't have said it better, Ted.Elizabeth Cranehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12506529878062016297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118671380036108582005-06-13T09:03:00.000-05:002005-06-13T09:03:00.000-05:00Felicity, as always, hitting the ball all the way ...Felicity, as always, hitting the ball all the way out of Felicity Field in Taint County of the National Oh My Goodness League.Teodoro Callatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15371287476297790857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118642335028861192005-06-13T00:58:00.000-05:002005-06-13T00:58:00.000-05:00When it comes to Global Lifestyle Brands, look no ...When it comes to Global Lifestyle Brands, look no further than Felicity Taint. Dont EVEN get me started about that Timmy Stinkyfinger. Feh. <BR/><BR/>Mummy? Timmy Stinkyfingers cries out for his mummy with my shameless bits between his child like teeth. Felicity!! He cries, he begs, yet I keep him tied up in the back of my Felicity De Ville. Perhaps Felicity will let him go....Perhaps not. <BR/><BR/>Vampire? If lil' Timmy Stinkfinger has a single blood cell left, it is because Felicity was distracted for a moment by Vera Wang, and her weekly attention to Felicity's Brazil Waxing. Vera is alway so kind, and so thorough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118522361469942612005-06-11T15:39:00.000-05:002005-06-11T15:39:00.000-05:00Ha! What can I say, some things come naturally to...Ha! What can I say, some things come naturally to me.Elizabeth Cranehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12506529878062016297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118508477290964092005-06-11T11:47:00.000-05:002005-06-11T11:47:00.000-05:00Oh my god! That's TOTALLY possible! Although I cou...Oh my god! That's TOTALLY possible! Although I couldn't pull it off. Better you carry that burden than I, Betsy.Mistah Kurtz He Deadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373469562472425873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118507775695380442005-06-11T11:36:00.000-05:002005-06-11T11:36:00.000-05:00Wow, I didn't know any of that, Dan, but it's prob...Wow, I didn't know any of that, Dan, but it's probably because my personal Global Lifestyle Brand leans more toward Martha Stewart meets Bjork in a parking lot with those twins from the Antiques Roadshow. You may not think that's possible, but I say otherwise.Elizabeth Cranehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12506529878062016297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10624981.post-1118499798790692492005-06-11T09:23:00.000-05:002005-06-11T09:23:00.000-05:00A student at the alternative school in Aurora wher...A student at the alternative school in Aurora where I used to teach called him Tommy No-Nigga because of the rumors that he had very few African American employees and that he held some very strong feelings about the people who should be wearing his clothing... Eh, but that was way back in the '90's. I am sure he's learned quite a bit from the jilted contestants of color from those other reality shows to make that mistake again.<BR/><BR/>And, yeah... I've always thought that there was something lycanthropic about Tommy H, myself.Mistah Kurtz He Deadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06373469562472425873noreply@blogger.com