Monday, November 14, 2005

Dear Hollywood Writers of Bad Thrillers and TV Movies and also Sometimes Cop Shows

One time? When you reveal who the psycho killer/stalker is? Could you maybe think about spooking us some other way besides with a creepy collage on their entire bedroom wall of ripped photos and newspaper headlines? And sometimes also melty candles around the photos, if it’s a stalker? Because really? I’m thinking that in the history of psycho killers? Maybe one or two were into creepy crafting and the rest were maybe not so much into decorating at all. And but, if it’s actually like, a known thing that psycho killers/stalkers do tend toward the creepy collage? What if there were some sort of support group, or a class even, where they sat around and talked with each other about their techniques? That would be fresh, Hollywood Writers.

5 comments:

Donny B said...

maybe if someone had just encouraged their creative talents they wouldn't be creepy killers/stalkers in the first place. they could be on HGTV instead.

Anonymous said...

Can you just see the Creative Memories consultant showing up at that scrap-booking party with her stickers and special glue? All those psycho killers with their photo-trophies, wanting to learn how to properly mount their photos in acid-free albums?

Anonymous said...

All good thoughts!

Dean said...

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smussyolay said...

i made a god collage on a retreat lately. i hope god's not creeped out.